My team of lexicographers have been working day and night to bring you the following list of words for “the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on.” Where a term is obscure, I have made every attempt within my power to link to my source. (Unfortunately, I have to keep stopping to break up fights between my kids):
A
aft / arse / ass
B
back end / backside / badonkadonk (onomatopoeic) / batty (jamaican slang) / beam (nautical) / behind / boom-boom/ bootay / bootie / booty/ bottom / breech / bum / bumper / buns / buttocks / butt
C
caboose / can / cheeks / clunes / croup / crupper / culo (Spanish)
D
derrière / duff
E
end
F
fanny (though be careful with this one — see why.) / fundament
G
gluteal region / glutes / gluteus maximus
H
hams/ haunches / hindquarters / hiney / heinie
J
jacksie / jacksy
K
kiester
L
latter-part
M
moneymaker / moon
O
occiput
P
patoot / poop (nautical) / popo / posterior / prat
R
rear / rear end / rump
S
sacrum / seat / secretiveness / stem / stern
T
tail / tattoo / transom / trunk (used in “junk in the trunk”) / tuchus-tush-tushie (Yiddish/Hebrew)
U
ultimatum (latin)
V
valag (hungarian)
W
wazoo / where the sun don’t shine
